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A Dude's Guide to Baby Size: What to Expect and How to Prep for Dads-to-Be by Taylor Calmus
The viral video star behind Dude Dad offers a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive during the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy. Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand their baby’s development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli, but Taylor Calmus takes issue with that. First off, your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your baby is a hardcore little lug nut who is straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second, how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what the heck is a kumquat? Clearly this situation calls for a better approach. Enter . . . A Dude’s Guide to Baby Size . • At week nine, your little shredder resembles the circumference of a guitar pick. • At week twenty-four, your budding jalapeño is the size of some concession-stand nachos. • By week thirty-four, your little lopper is now the size of a sixteen-inch largemouth bass that weighs four to five pounds! This book is full of fun facts about your growing baby, advice on how to help Mom-to-be, as well as ideas and encouragement for you on your journey from Dude to Dude Dad. Buckle up for a wild ride full of maternity metaphors, gnarly playlists for all the special occasions, new parenting tales, dos and don’ts for expecting dads, and even an entire chapter dedicated to beef brisket! Read more
Sure I'm here to try to win a free diaper bag, but I'm also here because I want dads to be and moms to be to know this book is amazing. Taylor brings his trademark humor but more importantly his trademark honesty. His openness allows this book to hit home and help you along through the pregnancy and the emotions it brings while also having several laughs. My baby-to-be is currently in the rock star guitar pick phase, so I'm enjoying Taylor's attempts at creating baby-related band names (note, this is different from standard puns. I don't have the dad joke instinct for puns yet and am crossing my fingers that never comes). Taylor took the best options already, but I had fun coming up with names that I find almost funnier because they don't quite work. For example: U(terus)2(terus) N'UTERO EmbryNeyo Stretch Mark McGrath aka Sugar Nurseray And if we were doing movies instead of music groups, my choice would be Placent-of-a Woman.
Publisher -> WaterBrook (May 10, 2022) Language -> English Hardcover -> 176 pages ISBN-10 -> 0593194411 ISBN-13 -> 978-0593194416 Item Weight -> 11.7 ounces Dimensions -> 5.64 x 0.76 x 8.52 inches Best Sellers Rank: #2,986 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #15 in Pregnancy & Childbirth (Books) #23 in Parenting & Families Humor #38 in Fatherhood (Books)
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